Got Proffee? The Ultimate Nursing Fuel Bumper Sticker

Introducing the bumper sticker that finally tells the world what really powers a nurse: Proffee. That’s right—Profanity and Coffee, the two most reliable companions in any 12-hour shift. Forget about peace and quiet; nurses run on high-octane caffeine and the occasional colorful word (or three) to survive the madness that is healthcare.

When the day starts with a patient calling at 6 a.m. to say they’re “slightly uncomfortable,” or the computer crashes right as you finish documenting an hour’s worth of work—what do you turn to? A sip of that cold, five-hour-old coffee and a silent scream of a choice expletive. It’s the nurse’s secret blend of venting and refueling.

Stick this on your car, and you’re not just broadcasting your love for the two things that keep you going—you’re signaling to the world that you’ve seen some things, you’ve saved some lives, and you’ve done it all with a little caffeine and a whole lot of attitude.

Because after all, profanity and coffee are the true lifeblood of the nursing profession. Got Proffee? You bet we do!

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