The Meconium Chronicles Mug (Black w/ White Text), (11oz, 15oz)

Once upon a time, in the quiet hours of a hospital nursery, a tiny warrior was born. After the tears of joy and the coos of adoration came the moment every parent awaits with bated breath—the first bowel movement, a rite of passage into parenthood.

As the clock struck the magical hour of 3 a.m., the nurse, armed with nothing but a sense of duty and a whole lot of sarcasm, prepared for what was to come. Little did she know, this was no ordinary diaper change. No, this was the epic arrival of meconium—a tarry, sticky substance that defies the laws of nature and all reason.

There it was, the baby’s first "gift" to the world. A dark, sticky concoction that could probably hold together the tiles in the hospital bathroom better than any grout. As the nurse peeled back the diaper, the phrase "Meconium Happens" echoed through her mind like a mantra, a reminder that in the world of newborns, nothing is sacred, and everything is messy.

But fear not! Our brave nurse tackled the situation with the precision of a surgeon and the humor of someone who has seen it all. With one hand holding her breath and the other wielding wipes like a warrior’s sword, she vanquished the meconium monster, all the while thinking, "This, too, shall pass. Literally."

Because in the end, no matter how sticky or smelly, meconium is just another part of the job. And if nothing else, it’s a reminder that sometimes, life gets messy. And when it does, we deal with it the best way we know how—with a bit of humor, a lot of patience, and the comforting thought that at least it’s not our first rodeo.

So, when life gets a little sticky, just remember: Meconium happens. And sometimes, that’s the best reason to laugh.

.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so that your prints can stand out.
.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.