The Origin of Proffee

It was the dawn of yet another 12-hour shift, and the caffeine levels in the break room were dangerously low. Tensions were high, and as the nurses gathered around the coffee pot like worshippers at an altar, it happened—someone dropped a freshly brewed cup. Time slowed. Eyeballs twitched. And then, it began: a symphony of curse words that would make even a sailor blush.

That’s when Proffee was born.

You see, Proffee isn’t just a word. It’s a lifestyle. It’s the unholy union of coffee and creative language. It’s what happens when you're running on fumes, haven’t peed in six hours, and someone says, “The family has more questions.” It’s that moment where you realize the only thing standing between you and a professional meltdown is the sweet, life-saving nectar of coffee… and possibly dropping an F-bomb or two.

When you drink from this mug, you're not just sipping coffee—you’re fueling the sacred bond between caffeine and profanity. It's the perfect way to remind everyone that the only thing keeping your sanity intact is that hot liquid in your hands. And maybe, just maybe, a little venting on the side.

Proffee: Because “good morning” requires both coffee and a strategically placed curse word.

• Material: 100% white ceramic
• 15oz (0.44 l)